What chance have you got when your dads a cop, your mum's a frighteningly understanding parent, your brother wets the bed, your best friend's a heavy metal devotee and then you fall in love at 12 and three quarters years old. It can only mean trouble, worry, mega-embarrassment and some wild, wild times.
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Written and performed by Jebediah See more