Alasdair: [Mom walks in while Alasdair is changing clothes] Mom, hey, Mom, don't burst in like that. You almost caught me with my pants down.
Mom: Oh, Alasdair, for Heaven's sakes, are you afraid I'll see your underpants? I see enough of your underpants every day, young man. I wash your underpants. I know how dirty they get.
Alasdair: OK, Mom.
Mom: Oh, and as for the rest? Alasdair, I saw it even before you did, dear, the day you were born. Through a magnifying glass. They... they thought you were a girl.