Aliens in the Family (TV Series)

Meet the Brodys (1996)

John Bedford Lloyd: Doug Brody

Quotes 

• Bobut : Do not go! I am afraid of the dark.

  Doug Brody : I'll leave the door open for you.

  Bobut : I mean the dark of the cosmos, the vast empty abyss, the yawning chasm of eternity.

  Doug Brody : Maybe we'll get you a little night light.

• Cookie Brody : And we have to be at the high school by 7. Heather's in that synchronized swimming version of Oliver Stone's Nixon.

  Doug Brody : Oh, she's gonna be a great Haldeman!

• Doug Brody : I still feel bad, moving the kids to a whole new planet and making them share a bathroom.

• Doug Brody : Cookie, our problems are solved! I got a promotion, a new office, and a big raise!

  Spit : Cool, dad! Kudos on your improbable rise.

• Doug Brody : There's a spot for us at the Sherwood Hills Country Club.

  Heather Brody : Tiffany Kendall's family belongs! I could be friends with her! I can be one of the cool kids! I'll have nothing to worry about for the rest of my life!

  Spit : Except for that meteor that's gonna collide with earth in 20 years.

• Doug Brody : I've gotta get up tomorrow morning early and sell microchips to Polynesia. Or is it potato chips to Micronesia?

• Doug Brody : You know, when my kids start recombining the DNA of a frog and mutating it into a giant monster who lays waste to our town, that means I've been spending too much time at the office.

• Doug Brody : Tomorrow morning, I want you to release the boss from your mind control. And once he comes to his senses, I'm sure he'll demote me.

• Doug Brody : We don't need a bigger house! We just need to get along together and love each other like a real family...

  Bobut : Stop this tedious moralizing.