Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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A Pot Smoking Monkey 

Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.

Director:

Gary Halvorson

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (created by), Lee Aronsohn (created by) | 5 more credits »

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Cast

Episode credited cast:
Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Harper
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
April Bowlby ... Kandi
Christopher Neiman ... Joel
Andre Ware ... Officer Chamberlain (as André Ware)
Michael Patrick McGill ... Officer Smith
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Karen Baughm Karen Baughm ... Det. Grimes
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Storyline

Alan wants to keep at least Chester, the dog he alone cared for in his second divorce. But Judith 'gave' his new ex the lawyer who cleaned out Alan in his first divorce, and now replaces him in bed. Jake wants an allowance raise and even mistrusts Charlie's courting advice because he thinks his latest, classy girlfriend Wendy Cho might be a keeper, then tires uncle's patience worse then ever. Written by KGF Vissers

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 October 2006 (USA) See more »

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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Chester, the dog, is a Harlequin Great Dane. See more »

Quotes

Charlie Harper: So, when ya gonna give Wendy Cho the necklace?
Jake Harper: I'm not.
Charlie Harper: What happened? Chicken out?
Jake Harper: No.
Charlie Harper: I don't believe it. You drag my ass all the way down to the mall, I pony up 40 bucks for the necklace, and you chicken out.
Jake Harper: [he explodes] She just dumped me, you old turd.
Charlie Harper: [mortified] Oh. You could have told me that before I started being a turd.
Jake Harper: I'm only 12. I need a time machine.
Charlie Harper: Dude, I am really sorry. What happened?
Jake Harper: She decided she has a problem with mixed relationships.
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Connections

References The Bullwinkle Show (1960) See more »

Soundtracks

Two and a Half Men - Titelsong
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