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Snakes on a Train (2006)

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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »

Director:

Peter Mervis (as The Mallachi Brothers)

Writer:

Eric Forsberg
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
A.J. Castro ... Brujo (as Alby Castro)
Julia Ruiz Julia Ruiz ... Alma
Giovanni Bejarano ... Miguel
Al Galvez ... Julio
Amelia Jackson-Gray ... Crystal
Shannon Gayle Hurd ... Summer (as Shannon Gayle)
Stephen A.F. Day ... Conductor
Isaac Wade Isaac Wade ... Martin
Carolyn Meyer ... Klara
Lola Forsberg ... Lani
Madeleine Falk ... Nancy
Derek Osedach Derek Osedach ... Mitch
Jay Costelo ... Juan
Jason S. Gray Jason S. Gray ... Chico
Sean Durrie ... Dickie
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Storyline

A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several confrontations on the train, Brujo's collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt. Whilst all this is happening, normal, everyday passengers are relaxing, what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way, and that there is no way out. Written by Vampiric

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trash | zombie | natural | snake | curse | See All (33) »

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First planes... Now trains! See more »


Certificate:

R | See all certifications »

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Trivia

In the middle of a shooting day, the film set and it's craft services was invaded by escaped cows. Also captured in the Behind-The-Scenes. See more »

Quotes

Juan: [to Alma] Pesos? Pesos are used to wipe your ass here, chica.
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Crazy Credits

"No snakes were hurt during the production of this screenplay. Only a small child was, but it's cool." See more »

Connections

Referenced in Eleventh Hour: Subway (2009) See more »

Soundtracks

Snakes in Hawaii
Written by Justin Kennedy
Performed by Army Navy
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brilliant!
7 September 2006 | by thebrandtSee all my reviews

Let's get one thing straight, this gets an 7 out of 10 not on a normal scale, but out of the bad movie scale. this is the kind of movie you rent on purpose, where you intentionally walk in knowing that it is a horrendous knockoff and shun'd by everyone else.

I went in with one promise from the movie, that there will be snakes on a train, and it Delivers!

The gore itself is really good, and the characters have awesome roles. Come on, it has everything from stoned train pilots to teenage girls trafficking drugs, even a Electrical Engineer getting his pimp on! You get to see some topless nudity, explosions, snakes, gore, and a Mexican main lead running around curing his girlfriend by hitting his crack pipe and blowing the smoke in her face!! As I mentioned and many others have, the movie pacing is a bit off, but respectable nonetheless.

Movies like this keep our group tradition of banding together and all chipping in a buck or two to watch masterpieces such as this. There can be no better time spent then coming together to enjoy a good bad movie.

It could learn a thing or two from the likes of other such fine flicks as Alien Lock-down or Boa vs Python, but those are some big shoes to fill.

A solid 7 out of 10.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English | Spanish

Release Date:

15 August 2006 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

Lancaster, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Dolby SR

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1.85 : 1
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