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Josh Diamond | ... | Interviewer |
| Sam Bottoms | ... | Martey Kurtainbaum | |
| Jake Sandvig | ... | Ronney Kurtainbaum | |
| Roger Fan | ... | Breeze Loo | |
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Nathan Jung | ... | Bob |
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Joe McQueen | ... | Leroy / Earl |
| Aiko Tanaka | ... | Nunchuck Girl | |
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Nikita Esco | ... | Ribbon Girl (as Natalie Sesko) |
| Sung Kang | ... | Cole Kim | |
| Monique Gabriela Curnen | ... | Saraghina Rivas | |
| Daphne Rosen | ... | Porn Star | |
| Celestia Star | ... | Porn Star (as Celestia Starr) | |
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Carmel Moore | ... | Porn Star (as Carmel) |
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Zoe Matthews | ... | Porn Star |
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Scott Hobson | ... | Porn Star |
Bruce Lee's shocking death left legions of stunned fans and a legacy of 12 minutes from his unfinished Game Of Death. Undeterred, studio executives launched a search for his replacement chronicled here through the eyes of five aspiring thespians who find out what the real game is.
There are very few movies I consider truly bad. I love B grades, I love cult films. I love chop sockies and Japanese sci fi from the 50s and 60s.
I can watch almost anything and enjoy it.
But there is one thing that is worse than a truly bad film. And that is a truly bad film that actually thinks it is a good film. And that is exactly what we have here. Unfunny, pointless crap that thinks it is clever.
And apparently so do a few other people. If you are the vapid sort who finds art in a ordinary object simply because it is contained in a plexiglas cube you too may find this exercise in mundane satire brilliant.
But if you are looking for comedy, an irreverent examination of the Brucesploitation phenomena or a martial arts spoof you will want to keep looking and not waste your time with this thief of life.