The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XVII (2006)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Heckler #2, Superintendent Chalmers, Disco Stu, Lou

Quotes 

• Female Golem : There's a latke bar downstairs.

  Chief Wiggum : Latke? What the hell's a latke?

  Female Golem : They're pan-fried...

  Chief Wiggum : Case dismissed!

• Chief Wiggum : Guys we have to assume our guns are useless. Throw them in the lake.

  [after doing that] 

  Chief Wiggum : Good, now the police car.

  [after doing that] 

  Chief Wiggum : Hey, did you get my sweater from the front seat?

  Lou : Um, yeah.

  Chief Wiggum : Oh yeah? Then where is it?

  Lou : [sighs]  I'll go get it, Chief.

  [Walks into the lake] 

• Kent Brockman : It's blob rule in the streets of Springfield, and if that weren't bad enough, we're also being attack by a 50-foot Lenny.

  Lenny : Homer gets more attention than me.

  Carl : [unseen]  I still like you.

  Lenny : Thanks, invisible Carl.

• Chief Wiggum : I 'Ought to punch you in the Nose, Bud!

  Orson Welles : [Whispering]  Nosebud.

• Phil McGraw : Homer, don't sell me an outhouse and call it the Taj Mahal.

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah Homer, stop doing that!