Zack Morris : Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around. You don't do anything. Ask Belding.
Zack Morris : [When Zack takes Slater's side when he skips Kelly's test] Come on, Kelly. I bet a lot on this game.
Kelly Kapowski : And I bet a lot on you: as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.
A.C. Slater : You're still special to me, Zack.