The Wild Man of the Navidad (2008)
Earl Smith: Half the people in town are nitwits now... you take that in there, they're all gonna be brain dead.
Melvin Pennell: Stick your finger in that, boy.
Kevin Pennell: It's wet, daddy.
Melvin Pennell: That's what they call pear pussy. Pear pussy, boy.
Boss Man Jack Clem: Well, we'd be eatin' Bigfoot steaks by now if you hurry up and kill that big hairy monster runnin' around out there at Dale's place.
Karl Crabtree: I got a tube steak for you.
Boss Man Jack Clem: Yeah, looks more like a vienna sausage to me.