Quotes

Sarah Silverman: I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...

Sarah Silverman: I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.

Sarah Silverman: And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.

[fade to white]

Black God: Hello, Sarah.

Sarah Silverman: Are you God's black friend?

Black God: Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.

[Sarah nods, fade to white]

Steve: I heard brunch is an escape from ...

[farts]

All: Ew!

Brian: See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...

[farts]

All: Gross!

Sarah Silverman: You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...

[farts]