Now, good people of Locksley, I have bad news; ah, but there is good news as well. Eh now, the bad news is the Sheriff's tax-man is in Clovis, not far, and he'll be here soon. But the good news is I, me, Lucky George, am here with you in Locksley. Now, I will give you good hard cash for any, ah, jewellery, trinkets. Anything of value I will turn to pennies. Those pennies will pay the tax-man and that will keep you out of the Sheriff's jail; so help me to help you. Be lucky; come to...