Valentine's Day (2010) Poster

(I) (2010)

Topher Grace: Jason



  • [finishes phone sex conversation and turns around] 

    Liz : Oh, God.

    Jason : That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.

    Liz : It's not what you think

    Jason : Really?

    [feigned sigh] 

    Jason : Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.

    Liz : No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

    [feign sigh] 

    Jason : What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.

    Liz : I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.

    Jason : Like... phone sex?

    Liz : Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...

    Jason : Why didn't you tell me?

    Liz : OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.

    Jason : OK. I'm out.

    Liz : Are you gonna call me?

    Jason : Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.

    [beat; Liz turns, Jason chases] 

    Jason : I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.

  • Liz : Thank you so much for last night, I had a blast, and there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.

    Jason : I think I'm out of coffee.

    Liz : Yeah you were, but i borrowed some from your neighbor. By the way she was very surprised that you had female company, she thought that you were gay. Don't worry, I set her straight.

    Jason : Bye.

  • Jason : I'm sorry, it's just that... I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The wildest thing I ever did was... Leave Muncie, Indiana!

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