Valentine's Day (I) (2010)
Topher Grace: Jason
[finishes phone sex conversation and turns around]
Liz : Oh, God.
Jason : That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.
Liz : It's not what you think
Jason : Really?
Jason : Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.
Liz : No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Jason : What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
Liz : I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.
Jason : Like... phone sex?
Liz : Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...
Jason : Why didn't you tell me?
Liz : OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
Jason : OK. I'm out.
Liz : Are you gonna call me?
Jason : Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.
[beat; Liz turns, Jason chases]
Jason : I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
Liz : Thank you so much for last night, I had a blast, and there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.
Jason : I think I'm out of coffee.
Liz : Yeah you were, but i borrowed some from your neighbor. By the way she was very surprised that you had female company, she thought that you were gay. Don't worry, I set her straight.
Jason : Bye.
Jason : I'm sorry, it's just that... I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The wildest thing I ever did was... Leave Muncie, Indiana!