A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple..
A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure.
More than a dozen Angelenos navigate Valentine's Day from early morning until midnight. Three couples awake together, but each relationship will sputter; are any worth saving? A grade-school boy wants flowers for his first true love; two high school seniors plan first-time sex at noon; a TV sports reporter gets the assignment to find romance in LA; a star quarterback contemplates his future; two strangers meet on a plane; grandparents, together for years, face a crisis; and, an "I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner beckons the lonely and the lied to. Can Cupid finish his work by midnight? Written by
The majority of the cast have starred in a Marvel or DC comic movie; Jamie Foxx as Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014); Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises (2012); Jessica Alba as Invisible Woman in Fantastic Four (2005), and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007); Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler in Blade: Trinity (2004); Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe; Eric Dane as Multiple Man in X-Men: The Last Stand (2006); Jennifer Garner as Elektra Natchios in Daredevil (2003), and Elektra (2005); and Topher Grace as Venom in Spider-Man 3 (2007). See more »
At the beginning of the movie when Kelvin is talking to Susan during the morning news broadcast, a map with the day's forecast shows a high of 90 in Sacramento, highly unlikely for February 14 in the middle of winter. See more »
So count it down with me, lovers. And raise your glass to those 3 little words that we all want to hear: "Let's get naked."
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Gag reel during the closing credits, and at the end of the closing credits cheerleaders form a heart on the football field. See more »
I was the classic husband dragged to see this on Valentine's Day weekend as a goodwill gesture. It was every bit as bad as could be possibly imagined. Half of Hollywood's A List star as vacuous stereotypes, moronically obsessed with the holiday in question. This despite the fact they are all living millionaire lifestyles, with perfect tans and the whitest of teeth. It's Love Actually, without a sense of humour or any depth whatsoever. No- one and nothing is remotely realistic - every storyline has a trite and convenient resolution and none is convincing or interesting. There is a perfect and unlikely ratio of ethnicities and sexualities. The sex trade is entirely trivialised and sanitised. No-one stays upset about relationship breakdowns for more than one scene. People break into spontaneous dance sequences in which everyone knows the pre-rehearsed moves but the film doesn't have the conviction to show it for more than 3 seconds... Just utter pointless and patronising bilge...
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