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Cross Eyed (2006)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 27 April 2006 (USA)
Nothing and no one in Ernie's life wants him to be a writer. Not his boss, not his roommates, not even the neighborhood meter maid. All seem bent on squashing him and the noble pursuit of ... See full summary »

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Sunyi An ... China Doll
M. Jola Bielawska ... Gypsy
Liz Cassarino ... Tv fitness instructor (voice)
Jennifer Ford ... Rita
John Howard ... Clutch
... Phin
... Ernie
Kevin Klepper ... Street shouter (voice)
Adam Lamas ... Sergio
Justin Lane ... Bill
Mairin Lane ... Taunter #2
Owen Lane ... Taunter #1
Sam Lane ... Young Ernie
... Callie
Eddie McGhie ... Stew
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Nothing and no one in Ernie's life wants him to be a writer. Not his boss, not his roommates, not even the neighborhood meter maid. All seem bent on squashing him and the noble pursuit of his dream... writing his first novel. The only place Ernie feels safe and confident is in his imagination. But when the world he hates encroaches on his typewriter, Ernie loses focus, and the typewriter goes silent. Uninspired and unable to write, Ernie decides if he can't gain people's respect, he can certainly take it. Magically, the very act of standing up for himself gets the typewriter clicking, but entwines Ernie in a bizarre tangle of crime, kidnapping, robotics, and kung fu. Ernie ultimately finds liberation in the least likely of places - namely handcuffing half the neighborhood to a stolen fire hydrant in the middle of his living room. Today Ernie is inspired. Written by Anonymous

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Ernie can't control anything in his life. Not even his eye.

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Music by Tom Bartos
Lyrics by James Evans
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28 March 2007 | by See all my reviews

The film "Cross Eyed" by Adam Jones propels the viewer on a ride of redemption as the main character takes back control of the wheel and sets his life in order. Adam Jones has found an imaginative and refreshing way to empower his character and actualize what matters most. These truths become apparent to both the characters and viewers as you laugh and gag to the credits with them. The simple yet attractive settings\costumes keep you guessing about what you will see next. You can't help but smile and laugh at the antics that take place in this movie. I can't wait for his sophomore effort. It is only a matter of time before Jones strikes again. Bravo!


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