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The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)

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Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On ... See full summary »

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Jaymes Thompson

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Jaymes Thompson
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Mari Marks ... Helen
Michael Soldier Michael Soldier ... Alex
Georgia Jean Georgia Jean ... Luella
Robert Borzych Robert Borzych ... Eric
Vinny Markus Vinny Markus ... Dom
Shannon Lee Shannon Lee ... Deborah
Denise Heller Denise Heller ... Gabby
Derek Long ... Mike
Allie Rivenbark Allie Rivenbark ... Brenda
James Tolins James Tolins ... Todd
Lisa Block-Wieser Lisa Block-Wieser ... Lizette
Jim Polivka ... Rodney
Noah Naylor Noah Naylor ... Manfred
Nora Gaetana Nora Gaetana ... Busty Lesbian
Timothy Kelley Timothy Kelley ... Bingo Caller
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Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five 'couples' find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There's Dom and Alex, the 'performers' and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial 'lipsticks'. There's also Mike and Eric, the upscale 'yuppie' power couple and their annoying 'fag-hag' friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and 'personal trainer'. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. "A small slice of paradise here in the desert". As ... Written by MoDean Pictures

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You can't check in without getting checked out.

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USA

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English

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13 July 2007 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Tucson, Arizona, USA

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The red writing scrawled in the Bible doesn't match between shots. See more »

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Luella: Pretty girls must die!
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Camp-ish rather than Campy
23 March 2009 | by kingstonguysSee all my reviews

In reading a lot of the other comments (and message board quips) it looks like those people who enjoyed this saw it at a midnight screening. I think there's something to be said about the energy of that. I've had a blast watching a movie that, in the light of day (or on the home screen) is unbearable. I wouldn't call this movie "unbearable" but it sure is filled with missed opportunities. I think, contrary to what one poster says, this movie does take itself too seriously. The whole scenario is absurd, which is fine, but the actors play it "straight" (for lack of a better word) too much, with the exception of the villains and the drag queen (but only when she's in drag). There really is nothing redeeming about any of the B&B residents; they're all bitchy, unfaithful, wimpy--kind of like all relationships at one time or another but all at once. The acting is horrible and it's like the editing department was staffed by the actors--every scene lingers on way too long, letting the viewer watch the actors stare uncomfortably (or cluelessly) at each other (or at nothing)--so they could squeeze out a little bit more screen time. My advice if you must watch this: Be under the influence of something, and make a game out of it. Whenever a character rolls their eyes or calls someone a bitch, have another hit.


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