Jack thought his heaven was complete after meeting a hot young lover, but discovers she's both boss Pino's accountant and his mistress, who lives in the luxury apartment above Nolita - neither he nor Pino's daughter Mimi were allowed in. Worse, Mimi hosts a party for her mother, and the unfaithful mistress attends it too, intent on telling the truth. The cost of, and prize for, secrecy keep rising. Meanwhile the hazing mates cruelly tell rookie Jim he'll never be a decent cook unless he looses his virginity. They drag the sweet naive boy along to 'help him loose' it, but really use him shamelessly as 'sex mascot' on their comparatively depraved trail.