Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms (2006 TV Movie)

Ron Perlman: Hellboy

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Quotes 

• Hellboy : You're not a normal fox.

  Fox : And you are not a normal man.

  Hellboy : Really? What gave me away? Any idea why I'm here?

  Fox : Do I look like a philosopher?

  Hellboy : Nice.

  Fox : You carry the sword of storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.

  Hellboy : Sure, 'cause that's just so much to absorb all at once.

  Fox : [leaving]  Don't cut yourself.

• Hellboy : [sarcastic]  Gosh, Kate, I feel just awful dragging you away from rotting manuscripts and ancient texts. I mean, you used to research trolls!

  Professor Kate Corrigan : It's okay. Now I get to work with one.

• Thunder : Do you feel them? Our brothers are calling.

  Lightning : Then we should wake them and bring an end to this puny world of men.

  [a chunk of stone flies in and strikes Lightning] 

  Hellboy : Think again, dumbass, 'cause now I'm pissed.

  Thunder : And you destroyed it. Hah. Stupid ugly monkey demon.

  Hellboy : Me ugly?

• [repeated line] 

  Hellboy : Oh, crap.

• Hellboy : You were gonna eat me?

• [repeated line] 

  Hellboy : Screw this!

• Hellboy : Hey, kiddo. How you doing?

  Liz Sherman : Great. For a walking napalm strike...

  Abe Sapien : You saved our lives, Liz.

  Liz Sherman : I practically torched you. Not to mention a couple of dozen miyans. Sorry about the burns...

  Abe Sapien : Barely a sunburn.

  Hellboy : Come on, they were mummies. And they were trying to kill you. Trust me, there's no upside to cutting the undead ANY slack.

  Abe Sapien : You did what you had to do.

  Liz Sherman : I lost control, is what I did. If you hadn't stopped me, I probably would have melted the place, and probably the two of you. I can handle the little stuff fine, but when I try anything big... God, the Bureau should lock me up! I'm the real monster!

  [Hellboy and Abe begin laughing] 

  Liz Sherman : Okay, okay, I get it.

  Hellboy : [wiping his eyes]  No, no, you're the monster, all right. Me and Abe, we... I mean, you're lucky we let you be seen with us.

  Abe Sapien : [chuckling]  It's true. You do cramp our style.

  Hellboy : The world needs what we can do. That makes us good guys. That's enough for me.

  [Liz only sits silently] 

• Russell : [eyes closed]  Based on the psychic wavelengths of this room, I'd have to say a massive disturbance occurred here not long ago.

  [Hellboy glances around the room, which looks like a tornado hit it] 

  Hellboy : You're good! I mean, I've worked with psychics before but you... are something special.

  [aside to Kate] 

  Hellboy : I hate psychics.

  Professor Kate Corrigan : I know, but we have to use them.