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Court of Lonely Royals (2006)

Not Rated | | Drama, Thriller | 26 August 2011 (Germany)
A group of disaffected twenty-somethings occupy a dystopic, hyper-urban Australia. They spend their time eating udon noodles, listening to Swedish pop music and committing mass executions for the police.
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Cast

Credited cast:
Damon Gameau ... Holden Janicowsky
Samantha Noble ... Charlene Parker
Leah de Niese ... Camille XXXX
Ayse Tezel Ayse Tezel ... Hunter Thompson
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Steve Adams
Henry Chan Henry Chan
Tim Hughes Tim Hughes
Phil McDonald Phil McDonald
Angus McLaren
Neil Melville
Robert Morgan ... Police Officer YYYY
Roger Oakley Roger Oakley
David Paterson David Paterson ... (as Dai Paterson)
Alex Pinder
Jeremy Stanford
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A group of disaffected twenty-somethings occupy a dystopic, hyper-urban Australia. They spend their time eating udon noodles, listening to Swedish pop music and committing mass executions for the police.

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Revenge with a twist.

Genres:

Drama | Thriller

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »
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Country:

Australia

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 August 2011 (Germany) See more »

Filming Locations:

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

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Budget:

AUD200,000 (estimated)
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Plastique Productions See more »
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Runtime:

(DVD)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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This film is considered an Ozploitation picture, an Australian exploitation movie. See more »

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Food Court of Emo Hit men
19 March 2010 | by alansmithee04See all my reviews

You know what's more annoying than sparkly vampires? Mopey killers, as this film so amply proves.

Undiscernably set in the near future, the film follows a pair of disaffected, twentyish emo contract killers who work for a cop that hangs out in a food court. In between unbearably long periods of staring off into space, our apathetic assassins kill people using their lethal powers of ennui. Well, that and a number of ridiculously staged coincidences.

But even after the miserable murderers find girlfriends (as improbably as that sounds) the film still can't find a pulse and we're treated to another eternity of anguished aimlessness before the final non-conclusion puts us out of *our* misery. Stay away from this one unless your an emo teen. Or comatose. Or both.


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