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Long Flat Balls (2006)

Lange flate ballær (original title)
Six "regular" guys leave their home and life in Fredrikstad in order to go to the World Cup in Germany to cheer on Norway.

Directors:

Bjørn Fast Nagell, Harald Zwart (co-director)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jan Edgar Fjell Jan Edgar Fjell ... Edgar
Petter Jørgensen Petter Jørgensen ... Petter
Anders Fjell Anders Fjell ... Øyvind
Eirik Tobiassen Eirik Tobiassen ... Karsten
Kai Helge Hansen Kai Helge Hansen ... Kai
Henrik Morken Nielsen Henrik Morken Nielsen ... Helge
Frode Lie Frode Lie ... Freddy
Roman Roth Roman Roth ... Klaus Bittman
Vivi Haug Vivi Haug ... Øyvinds mor
Mona Solhaug Mona Solhaug ... Anne
Kari Reinertsen Kari Reinertsen ... Kari
Stine Bernitz Stine Bernitz ... Laila
Atle Jensen Atle Jensen ... Mobekkens advokat
Arne Østgård Arne Østgård ... Mobekken
Kirre Jansson Kirre Jansson ... Mors advokat
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Storyline

Lange Flate Ballær is a comedy about six guys working at the garage EdGarasjen. When their work is threatened by bankruptcy they do whatever is typical for them to do - to use whatever is left in the bank to go to the World Championship in soccer in Germany. Without the wives. Written by Anders

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Comedy | Drama | Sport

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Trivia

In one scene of the movies you can see famous Norwegian celebrities as Dorthe Skappel, Ari Behn, the music group Wig Wam and the boys from soccer reality TV show "Tufte IL". See more »

Quotes

Helge: Wanna listen to some Music?
[Puts on CD, music starts playing]
Petter: Is that Neil Young?
[Music: "I was wandering in the dark, when Jesus called me to salvation..."]
Karsten: Fucking Hell!
Øyvind: Turn that music off!
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Referenced in The Pink Panther 2 (2009) See more »

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Incredibly awkward
17 July 2006 | by heinrobertSee all my reviews

This movie is actually so poor in its desperate attempts at being "feel good" and casual it really made me embarrassed watching it. I can't imagine how the inner circle of Norwegian celebs and press must have felt trying to pretend to like it at the star-packed premiere. Its great media reviews is a sickening example of how ridiculously small and inbred the Norwegian media scene is. Had a foreign film of this quality reached the silver screen it would have gotten the rain of rotten tomatoes it truly deserves.

The combination of literally amateur actors, home-made style visual effects, awkward dialogue, painfully idle attempts at working class humour and the overly cozy and meaningless plot, really makes this a movie of rock bottom quality. Stay away.


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Official Sites:

Official site [Norway]

Country:

Norway

Language:

Norwegian | German | English

Release Date:

31 March 2006 (Norway) See more »

Also Known As:

Long Flat Balls See more »

Filming Locations:

Berlin, Germany See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

NOK12,200,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$3,084,794
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Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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