James Bond Jr. (TV Series)

The Inhuman Race (1991)

Jan Rabson: Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter, Jaws, Skullcap

Quotes 

• Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [to the students]  Before we leave for the international scholastic competition in Germany, I want you to know that I'm proud of you. Your outstanding academic records are responsible for the five of you being...

  [notices Gordo's presence within the group] 

  Mr.Bradford Milbanks : Just a minute: what are you doing here, Leiter? You're not one of the five finalists.

  Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Yeah, well, I know, Mr.Milbanks, but I... I bought a ticket 'cause I hear the surfing in the south of Germany is totally gnarly.

  Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [to Coach Mitchell]  Oh, dear. The south of Germany is in the middle of the European continent, not on the oceans.

  Coach Mitchell : Now you see why Gordo isn't a finalist, sir.

• Quizzer : What is the name of the part of your body which makes up the olfactory system?

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : Oh, that's simple. It's the... the earlob.

  [the Warfield students moan] 

  Quizzer : I'm sorry. The correct answer is the nose. Heiberg academy is the winner!

  [the German students cheer] 

  Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [furious]  Oh, how could you miss such a simple question, Nose-worthy?

  Phoebe Farragut : [to Trevor]  Yeah, the answer was as plain as the... nose on your face.

  Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Yeah, I thought you were the one who said... nose... everything.

  James Bond Jr. : [cheering up Trevor]  Don't let it bother you, Trev. We came very close. We just lost by... a nose.