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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

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A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.


Tom Putnam


Heidi Ferrer
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Paris Hilton ... Cristabel Abbott
Joel David Moore ... Nate Cooper
Christine Lakin ... June Phigg
Johann Urb ... Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh ... Cole Slawsen
Greg Romero Wilson ... Arno Blount (as The Greg Wilson)
Marianne Muellerleile ... Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore ... Jane
Scott Prendergast ... Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Morgan Rusler ... Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Ryan Alvarez ... Extremely Unattractive Guy
Erin Cardillo ... Yoga Teacher
Samantha Bailey ... Little Girl
Jeremy Scott Johnson ... Little Girl's Dad
Gino Anthony Pesi ... Cheesy Guy


Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

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That's hot. That's not. See more »


Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

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Did You Know?


June Diane Raphael auditioned for the role of June. See more »


When Johann sings in the restaurant, people suddenly appear behind him, then suddenly disappear in the next scene. See more »


Nate Cooper: I love midget mimes.
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Version of Monodrama Theater: The Taming of the Shrew (1953) See more »


Blow Me Away
Written and Performed by Rob Bonfiglio
Courtesy of Second Spring Music Publishing, LLC
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Mental illness is not funny.
9 September 2019 | by ejonconradSee all my reviews

Let's be honest: rom-coms frequently celebrate really questionable values and champion behavior that would land you a restraining order in real life. If this movie had had a little bit more self-awareness, it could have been a pretty good parody of the genre, but it takes itself way too seriously for that.

It starts out by stretching the "lovable loser" trope way past the breaking point. Our "hero", Nate, had a crush on a girl named Cristabel in the first grade, then his family moved across the country and he never saw her again. Now an "adult" (in years anyway), he's never gotten over this. He can't stay in a relationship, or even hold a job, because he can't get Cristabel off his mind. Rather than see a therapist, he decides he has seek her out. Since Google doesn't exist in this universe, he hops in his car (which definitely couldn't have made the trip) and drives across the country to find his first grade friend, Arno. It turns out Arno has also been obsessed with Cristabel since the first grade (what are the odds?). In fact, he's been stalking her his entire life, and has compiled a full dossier with the help of his mother, with whom he lives and has a very creepy relationship. Like Nate, he appears not to have a job. In spite of his lifelong obsession, he seems to have no personal interest in Cristabel, and has apparently just been waiting around for Nate to return so he can help him win her over.

He re-introduces himself to Cristabel, the eponymous "hottie", by tackling her while she's jogging. Rather than macing him like any sane person, she somehow charmed by him and says the only reason she won't date him is not that he's unattractive, broke, and generally has nothing going for him, but rather that she has to find someone for her "nottie" friend, June, who has also been around since the first grade, and the stakes are set.

In their quest to solve this problem, Nate and Arno will establish themselves to be truly loathsome individuals, but we're meant to ignore that because of the inherent nobility of first grade crushes.

If you've ever seen a rom-com, it won't be a spoiler to tell you that Nate encounters a rival who is everything he isn't: good looking, wealthy, athletic, charming, and talented. The thing is, this guy is also at least a good a person as Nate, probably better.

Anyway, yada, yada, you see the end coming a mile away, and we learn some valuable lessons about how important it is for women to be as attractive as possible if they ever want to be happy, and how important it is for men to, um...., have a pulse, I guess.

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Release Date:

21 February 2008 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »


Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$27,696, 10 February 2008

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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