A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!Written by
(at around 1h 10 mins) When the White Bitch is playing "Ms. New Booty" on the battlefield, she has a giant stereo that there was no sign of mere seconds earlier. This is probably a gag. See more »
This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet, but there was something more greater in store for them, something epic.
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Multiple fake credits including entire fake "units" and contract companies/employees (seen in theaters -unknown if this is included in DVD) See more »
The 93-minute unrated version is about 9 minutes longer and includes the following changes:
-There is a shot of some paintings in the museum.
-During the Da Vinci Code spoof, Lucy says: "I haven't seen the book on tape".
-The dance that the museum curator does is longer.
When the Jack Black look-a-like is screaming "Nacho!", he screams for longer.
-During the Snakes on a Plane spoof, the Samuel L. Jackson look-a-like replaces every time he says "goddamn" with "motherf**kin".
-The dance that Mystique does is longer.
-When Willy Wonka comes out of the factory, his entrance is longer, and he welcomes everyone using their first names.
-The scene where Edward is eating out of the chocolate river (and is then told that it is the sewer line) is longer.
-When Lucy opens the closet, the bikini girl is now naked, and she doesn't tell Lucy to not go in the wardrobe.
-The scene where Lucy gets her tongue frozen to the pole is longer, where she uses a knife to try and cut it off, then tries an axe.
-When one of the faun girls goes below the camera, Mr. Tumnus makes a thumbs-up gesture.
-The scene where Mr. Tumnus tells Lucy to leave is longer, with Lucy saying farewell, and then sneezes in a handkerchief, and gives it to Mr. Tumnus.
-The scene with the camera message is longer.
-The scene where Edward first meets the White Bitch is way longer, including a part where Edward drinks out of the liquor bottle.
-When it shows the Superman spoof, Peter says "You shot me in the f**king eye!" instead of "fricking".
-Lucy uses a UV light on a painting in Mr. Tumnus' house and deciphers a secret message, which says to look on a message decoder. She deciphers the message, which says: "Get crunk!" and Susan opens the decoder, which has their birth certificates in it.
-The scene where Mr. Tumnus sees Harry Beaver again is slightly different.
-There is an extended scene where Harry Beaver gets a text on his cell phone.
-There is a scene where the White Bitch is talking about her weapon of mass destruction, and her minion says: "Yo, Bitch, that's basically the plot of Superman Returns".
When Jack Swallows rescues Edward and introduces himself, there is some extra dialogue.
-The pirate music video with the girls shows some different shots near the end of the song.
-When Jack Swallows gets killed, the scene is longer.
-When Peter, Lucy, Susan, and Edward are on their way to meet Aslo, there is a brief spoof of Borat.
-When the heroes first meet Aslo, they find him in bed with a woman. The woman jumps out of bed, topless, and says: "Screw you, Aslo". You then see Aslo has an erection.
-There is an extra scene where Edward is in a cell with Mel Gibson, who says he likes to sleep naked. Edward then kicks him in the nuts (this scene is in the theatrical version, but is at the end credits).
-After the heroes all have sex with Aslo, Peter says: "My butt's sore".
-When Harry Beaver shows the heroes the magazine, there is some extra text on the magazine.
-The puking scene is way longer.
-The sex scene between Mystique and Peter has some extra dialogue near the beginning.
-When Peter slows the woman jogging, it then turns out to be a fat man. There is a slightly extended scene of a man jogging with large genitals.
-There is a scene with the remote where it says: "Erase the White Bitch's evil plot?".
-The ending is slightly different.
-There are out takes during the end credits. See more »
...but rather just a list of movies that the filmmakers wanted to parody, strung together by the weakest plot in film history and a lot of unfunny jokes.
You would think that the team responsible for the mess of a movie that was Date Movie would at least have learned something from their last film to help them avoid the same mistakes, but they didn't.
It would appear they spent more time making parodies as visually accurate as they could and spent almost no time trying to make the film entertaining. Some of the parodies seem completely out of place and don't even fit into what little plot there is.
I couldn't recommend this film to anyone, not even those I hated.
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