Scary Movie V (2013)

A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

Directors:

Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker (uncredited)

Writers:

David Zucker, Pat Proft

Stars:

Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen

Bottom Rated Movies #56 | 5 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ashley Tisdale	...	Jody
Simon Rex	...	Dan
Gracie Whitton	...	Kathy
Ava Kolker	...	Lily
Dylan Morris	...	Aidan
Ryan Morris	...	Aidan
Lidia Porto	...	Maria
Darrell Hammond	...	Dr. Hall
Snoop Dogg	...	Ja' Marcus
Mac Miller	...	D'Andre
Erica Ash	...	Kendra Brooks
J.P. Manoux	...	Pierre
Molly Shannon	...	Heather Daltry
Josh Robert Thompson	...	Narrator (voice)
Marisa Saks	...	Amy

Storyline

Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.

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Plot Keywords:

ape | ballet | psychic | 2010s | cameo appearance | 

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Taglines:

Evil is coming. Bring protection.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore

Did You Know?

Trivia

According to Simon Rex, Chris Elliot appeared on set for a small amount of time. However his part got cut.

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Goofs

(at around 22 mins) When Kendra wants to distract Jody by pointing at the floor and saying 'Oh. Food!', her mouth is clearly seen not moving according to the words we hear.

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Quotes

[first lines]
Lindsay Lohan: I just don't want to make one of these tapes if it's something you do with every girl.
Charlie Sheen: Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.

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Crazy Credits

Bloopers and alternative takes are shown during the ending credits.

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Alternate Versions

Even though the DVD and Blu-Ray release has only 8 deleted scenes. A lot more footage happened to have been removed since the re-shoots took place. It has been confirmed that there has been an original cut that was shown in the test screening and had a good response, but the changes were due to parodies not being up to date and the film almost being rated R. There is an image of a scene spoofing The Hunger Games (2012) on the back of the DVD cover, but that scene was never in the final film or the Deleted & Extended Scenes section. The first trailer had moments that were never in the deleted scenes section of the DVD. Fans of the series are searching for all the missing footage of Scary Movie 5.

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Connections

References The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

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Soundtracks

Livin' Loud
Written by Arlene Matza, Gigi Worth, and Jon Jackson
Performed by D.J. FiFi
Courtesy of Alethea Music

User Reviews

Looks Like Everyone Would Want Their Name Off This Disaster

Scary Movie V (2013)

BOMB (out of 4)

Wow, an American comedy from 2013 that makes INAPPROPRIATE COMEDY seem a little funnier. I'm not even going to waste my time giving any sort of plot synapses because this thing is just so horridly bad that you can't help but wonder a few things. Apparently 60% of this movie was re-filmed by David Zucker because the original movie from Malcolm D. Lee just didn't work. Considering how awful this theatrical version is, one really has to wonder how much worse the original could have been. The big "draw" to this is that it spoofs other 2013 films like MAMA and it even spoofs EVIL DEAD, which was released a week earlier. The MAMA spoof takes up the majority of the running time and there are simply no funny moments. I sat there in the empty theater just shocked that anyone would want to admit that they were involved in this thing. The jokes were just downright funny with the majority of them being physical stuff but it simply wasn't funny. The EVIL DEAD stuff got a couple small laughs but certainly not enough to save the picture. Even worse is the BLACK SWAN stuff that just seems to be out-dated and, again, unfunny. Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex play the main couple but add zero. Katt Williams is really bland in his brief role and even Snoop Dogg and his pot jokes can't do anything. Oh yes, there's also the Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan stuff, which gets the film off to a very bad start. I guess Sheen just doesn't care what it does and Lohan has nothing better to do since she's now been in two horrid films in 2013. SCARY MOVIE V is without question one of the worst films I've ever sat through and trust me when I say I've watched some bad stuff. There were several times where I thought about walking out of the screening but I stuck in there to the end so that will show how dumb I was.

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English Spanish Latin

Release Date:

12 April 2013 (USA)

Also Known As:

Scary MoVie

Filming Locations:

Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$14,157,367, 14 April 2013

Gross USA:

$32,015,787

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$78,378,744

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dimension Films, DZE, Brad Grey Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min 88 min (Unrated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1