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Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2007)

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It's a case of mistaken ethnicity, where two non-Italians pretend to be Italian to win each others hearts in Boston's North End.

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Jason Todd Ipson

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jay Jablonski ... Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent ... Marisa Costa
John Kapelos ... Steve Bottino
John Enos III ... Gianluca Tempesti
Richard Libertini ... Papa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa Petroro ... Isabella Bisclari
Perry Anzilotti ... Silvano the Tailor
Anthony Russell ... Nick the Jeweler
Tammy Pescatelli ... Katerina
Dan Cortese ... Michael
Judith Scarpone ... Mrs. Abignali
P.J. Marino ... Mario Bisciari
Penny Marshall ... Teresa the Florist
Sylvia Panacione ... Anna the Seamstress
Damien Di Paola ... Rocco
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Storyline

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Taglines:

When it comes to love... it's always better to be Italian.

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some sexual references | See all certifications »

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Papa Aldo Tempesti: Napoleon hid his Italian-ness.
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Crazy Credits

The closing credits list the primary crew with their nationality alongside their names. See more »

Connections

References History of the World: Part I (1981) See more »

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With a good script it could have been great!
19 February 2009 | by ogrevilleSee all my reviews

There are a couple of flaws with this film. It feel slightly untidy and rough around the edges. It obviously lacked funding and was clearly targeted at the Sat night American market. It lacks the strong script of an independent film, but also the big budget for a good cinematographer, or at least a screenwriter to tie up the loose ends.

I was expecting two distinctive things from this film - stereotypical Italians and one dimensional characters, orbiting the main cast and providing us with some ethnicity based comedy. At one point we see a man in a white vest shouting from a window!!! The second aspect of the film I was expecting was two lovable main characters. Unfortunately Cerina Vincent failed to soften at any point during the film. I understand this is how her character is written, but any characteristic which would endear her to the audience failed to materialise, even towards the end of the film. Jay Jablonski put in a surprisingly good performance as a rude, childish but ultimately likable stalker. He just about managed to rescue his character despite the poor script. Unfortunately his character lacked emotional consistency and therefore came across as slightly mentally ill, perhaps with a touch of schizophrenia.

If you like hearing Italian dialogue in a film, (which was all very authentic, apart from the two old people), then go see Everybody Wants to Be Italian, but there isn't much else holding it together.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 March 2009 (Israel) See more »

Also Known As:

Coup de foudre à l'Italienne See more »

Filming Locations:

Boston, Massachusetts, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$3,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$197,861, 7 September 2008

Gross USA:

$351,416

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$532,726
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Dolby Digital | Dolby

Color:

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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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