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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
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During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap ... Auctioneer
... Hugo
... Ritchie
... Mr. Groznyi
Igor Kistol ... Thug 1 (as Igor Chistol)
Greg Jeloudov ... Thug 2
... Peter
Russell Smith ... Yuri
... Sonya
... Helena
Gene Rooney ... Katerina
... Anna
... Dmitry
... Boris
Zak Maguire ... Alex
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Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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Russian Mafia, insane hostages, twin serial killers... Ritchie Donovan's luck has run out. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Hugh O'Conor is credited correctly in the opening titles but as Hugh O'Connor in the closing titles. See more »

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Boris: I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.
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No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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A Night To Remember
Written by Dana Myers / Charmaine Sylvers / Nidra Beard
Performed by Shalamar
Published by Notting Hill Music/Sony/ATV Music Publishing
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Entertaining and Forgettable Dark Comedy
8 September 2008 | by See all my reviews

While escaping from a successful heist of diamonds in an auction house for the Russian mobster lord Mr. Groznyi (Sean Pertwee), the driver of the runaway car crashes a wall and only the thief Ritchie Donovan (Stephen Dorff) survives. He runs with the wallet full of diamonds, but he is hit by a car and loses the stones on the street. The upset Mr. Groznyi sends Ritchie to Moscow to compensate his mistake and steal an ancient and valuable cross in the penthouse of a building with the clumsy Russian brothers Peter (Jamie Foreman) and Yuri (Russell Smith). However the plan goes wrong and Ritchie and his partners take a group of passengers from the elevator as hostage to the 13th floor. They negotiate with the police, but when they release the first hostage in good faith, they discover that their negotiator is not from the police but an evil serial-killer, beginning their night of terror trapped on the floor.

The gore "Botched" is an entertaining and forgettable dark comedy. The weird story has funny and silly moments, but something is missing to make "Botched" a cult-movie or at least a great movie. The jokes do not work well and it is strange to see the bizarre "Russian" characters speaking in English. The daughter of Billy Murray, Jaime Murray, is extremely sexy in the role of the executive Anna and shows a great chemistry with Stephen Dorff. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "13o Andar" ("!3th Floor")


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