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Botched (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 18 April 2008 (Ireland)
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During a heist in Russia, a professional thief finds himself dealing with serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hardmen and the real possibility of a horrible death.

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Kit Ryan
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David Heap David Heap ... Auctioneer
Alan Smyth ... Hugo
Stephen Dorff ... Ritchie
Sean Pertwee ... Mr. Groznyi
Igor Kistol Igor Kistol ... Thug 1 (as Igor Chistol)
Greg Jeloudov Greg Jeloudov ... Thug 2
Jamie Foreman ... Peter
Russell Smith Russell Smith ... Yuri
Bronagh Gallagher ... Sonya
Norma Sheahan Norma Sheahan ... Helena
Gene Rooney Gene Rooney ... Katerina
Jaime Murray ... Anna
Hugh O'Conor ... Dmitry
Geoff Bell ... Boris
Zak Maguire Zak Maguire ... Alex
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Storyline

Ritchie Donovan is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. Written by Anonymous

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And you thought you were unlucky? See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Country:

Germany | Ireland | UK

Language:

English | Russian

Release Date:

18 April 2008 (Ireland) See more »

Also Known As:

13 See more »

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Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$16,835
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Runtime:

| (European Film Market)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital EX

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Goofs

Hugh O'Conor is credited correctly in the opening titles but as Hugh O'Connor in the closing titles. See more »

Quotes

Dmitry: Let's go do the bastard!
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Crazy Credits

No animals or humans were hurt in the production of this movie with the exception of Ken Tuohy, one of the producers, who's feelings were slightly hurt on one occasion. See more »

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Referenced in The Soup: Episode #12.48 (2015) See more »

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Musette and Fret
Composed by Matt Fletcher
Performed by Matt Fletcher
Published by Shoobah-Doobah Records
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Sure to be a cult favorite at the film fest!
19 August 2007 | by phoenixesroseSee all my reviews

I too saw this last night at the Fantasy Film fest in Berlin where it had its world premiere. I hadn't seen any previews for it and almost didn't go. At the last minute, I changed my mind and grabbed a ticket.

I'm so glad I did!

The first 20 minutes, I thought oh lord, this is going to be terrible. On the contrary, this 20 minutes established the plot line and the first few characters personality and allowed us to figure out who was "serious" and "normal" and who were the slapstick artists playing off the deadpan. Once established, this cheaply made movie was quite simply a laugh riot for those who have a morbid sense of humor and enjoy creative torture methods.

The description in the film fest magazine really says it all: "And you thought you were unlucky? - During a heist in Russia, a professional thief (Dorff) finds himself dealing with twin serial killers, insane hostages, double-crossing psycho Russian hard-men and the real possibility of a horrible death."

By the end, the audience was laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes. It was gruesome, gory, campy and funny. It's one I'm buying when it comes out on video - because it fits my morbid humor quite well.

~Rose


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