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Netherbeast Incorporated (2007)

Not Rated | | Comedy , Horror | 30 March 2007 (USA)
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A quirky twist on the vampire tale, set in modern day corporate America.

Director:

Dean Matthew Ronalds (as Dean Ronalds)

Writer:

Bruce Dellis
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Burns ... Otto Granberry
Darrell Hammond ... Turner Claymore
Dave Foley ... Henry Welby
Amy Davidson ... Pearl Stricklett
Judd Nelson ... Steven P.D. Landry
Jason Mewes ... 'Waxy' Dan Paraffin
Brian Ronalds ... Dow Byrum
Maiz Lucero ... Emmitt Neely
Robyn Allen Robyn Allen ... Rebecca Sibley
Bob Rue ... Bunyan Pritchett
Jeremy Childs ... Cecil Crenshaw
Joshua Childs ... Amos Crenshaw
Bill Lippincott ... Alexander Graham Bell
Robert Wagner ... President James A. Garfield
John Schile ... Dr. Myron Berman
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An offbeat hilarious comedy with a quirky twist on the vampire tale set in modern day corporate America. Employees of Berm-Tech Industries, Inc. have kept the family secret for a long time. For years it has been business as usual, until the top vampire in charge contracts a dreaded disease, becomes senile forgetting that he s a vampire and starts killing off other vampire colleagues. A human efficiency expert and "Dead Mike's" replacement are invited to work at Berm-Tech but soon they discover that some of their associates are not what they appear to be. Written by Unknown

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Not Rated

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 March 2007 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Netherbeast, Inc. See more »

Filming Locations:

Arizona, USA See more »

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Budget:

$725,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Otto (Steve Burns) is most always wearing something blue or something with blue in it, possibly an homage to Blue's Clues (1996). See more »

Goofs

When speaking of how the company funds itself, they say that they bought stock in AT&T when it was $.04 a share. The stock certificate shown, however, is for International Telephone & Telegraph, which is a completely different company. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Jewel Hightower: Morning Otto.
Otto Granberry: Good morning.
Jewel Hightower: Long meeting, huh?
Otto Granberry: Yeah. I don't think lunch'll ever get here.
Jewel Hightower: You hungry?
Otto Granberry: Little bit...
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References Blue's Clues (1996) See more »

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Written and Performed by Steve Burns
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Dilbert meets Dracula
6 May 2008 | by tony-wattsSee all my reviews

saw this last at the 7th London Sci-Fi and Fantasy Festival. It was absolutely brilliant - good laughs in all the right places and not blindingly gory. The general understated tone makes it all that more enjoyable.

The cast was also great - nobody so big it takes your eye off the ball but some familiar faces; Dave Foley from some episodes of 'Scrubs' and Jason Mewes from the 'Jay and Silent Bob' movies were both a pleasant surprise.

Thank you to the creators! I've been waiting for a good 'vampire' movie since Coppola did his take on Dracula. I will be buying this on DVD and looking forward to watching other Ronalds/Dellis projects in the future.


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