The Boxtrolls (2014)
Ben Kingsley: Snatcher
Lord Portley-Rind : [after learning that Snatcher was lying about the boxtrolls and the Trubshaws] He lied to us and to poor Madame Frou Frou. Snatcher...
Archibald Snatcher : [Using Madame Frou Frou voice] We could have been something special, but you have broken our agreement.
Lord Portley-Rind : Why is he talking like Madame Frou... GASP, Oh my god! I regret so much.
Archibald Snatcher : You really think Portly-Rind and his mob will help a nobody like you? In this town, you want, you gotta help yourself. That's what a man does.
Eggs : You're a liar, when I tell Winnie's father the truth, he'll...
[Snatcher pushes Eggs to a wall]
Archibald Snatcher : HE'LL THANK ME. Because... all your little boxtroll friends... are going to die. TONIGHT!
Eggs : WHAT?
Archibald Snatcher : THEY'LL MAKE ME THE MOST RESPECTED MAN IN THIS TOWN! They'll have no choice but to give me a white hat, they'll parade me, They'll take up on their shoulders. And I'm NOT gonna let that be ruined by some little boxtroll sewer rat!
Archibald Snatcher : I have been reasonable, and I can be unreasonable.
Mr. Pickles : [Noticing that Snatcher is having an allergic reaction to a piece of cheese he just ate. Whispering to Mr. Trout] Someone's got the cheese fits again.
Mr. Trout : [to Mr.Gristle] Oh, quickly, quietly get the leeches.
Mr. Gristle : [while silently sneaking around Snatcher] Quietly. Quietly.
Archibald Snatcher : [Noticing that Trout's leaving the table] Where's he going?
Mr. Gristle : Quietly.
Archibald Snatcher : Is he getting more cheese?
[Snatcher's lower lip swells up. Making Mr. Pickles and Mr. Trout shocked]
Archibald Snatcher : What?
Mr. Pickles : I think you've had enough for today, boss.
Archibald Snatcher : [eats a tiny bit of cheddar, and swallows] Mmmm!
Mr. Trout : [surprisingly] Oh!
Archibald Snatcher : I say, old chaps, it's quite, um
Archibald Snatcher : It's, um
Archibald Snatcher : It's quite, um
Mr. Trout : [breaking in] Aromatic? Oaky? With an undertone of a mother's smile on a warm spring day? Hmmm
Archibald Snatcher : Yes! Those things. Etcetera, ectetera, big words, chummy banter.
[Said as he breaks into an allergic reaction to the cheese]
Archibald Snatcher : [first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!
[struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him]
Lord Portley-Rind : [Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?
Archibald Snatcher : BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!
Lord Portley-Rind : Gasp, no.
Archibald Snatcher : There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.
Lord Portley-Rind : Horribly tragedy.
[in a non-interested tone]
Lord Portley-Rind : Lets deal with it in the morning.
Archibald Snatcher : [while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after...
[Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion]
Archibald Snatcher : our cheeses!
Lord Portley-Rind : [SCARED] MY GOUDA?
Archibald Snatcher : They'll stop at nothing.
Lord Portley-Rind : Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.
Archibald Snatcher : Oh I don't want money, I want one of those
[pointing at Portly Rind's hat]
Lord Portley-Rind : A white hat? you? ABSURD!
Archibald Snatcher : Alright then, by prepare to say bye bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, good bye...
Lord Portley-Rind : Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.
Archibald Snatcher : For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!