Malcolm gets promoted to a position promoting the Lucky Aide from atop a pair of stilts; Hal tries to make up for accidentally blowing the household budget on a phone-sex line; Dewey thinks Jamie has found a stash of Lois' jewelry hidden by Francis years ago; and Reese joins multiple drug studies.
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Hal saying that he burned a hole in Lois's favorite dress could be a reference to the episode "Red Dress" See more
[while on stilts for a Lucky Aide promotional stunt, Malcolm suffers a bizarre groin injury
Hey, the feeling's coming back to my thighs. Apparently, the medical term for what happened to me is, 'Holy crap, come look at this,' because that's all the ER guys kept saying. But if I ever have to give birth, it'll be really easy.
References The Karate Kid
You're a Grand Old Flag
Written by George M. Cohan
Performed by Frankie Muniz
(as "You're a Grand Old Sale") See more