Charlie orders an Asian escort to cope with his break-up, but he makes her act just as mean as Chelsea did to him. Alan wants his third date with Lyndsey to be really special, but Judith dumped a grounded Jake with him last-minute, so he passes the parcel to Charlie, who simply lifts the punishment. Lyndsey spends the first half of the hotel date in the bathroom and takes a sedative, then the cheap oysters Alan brought along spoil the other half and spell more physical suffering for the cheapskate.
—KGF Vissers