- Agnes Skinner: [after the executioner misses with the axe] Swing and a miss! Oh, I'm ninety-five, you could use a butter knife for Godsake!
- [after being beheaded]
- Agnes Skinner: Don't just stand there! Bury me!
- Lenny: At last, the Pacific Ocean!
- Lisa Simpson: That's a mud puddle.
- Lenny: Some of us find solutions instead of looking for problems.
- Marge Simpson: Its your brother who keeps us in lead based face powder!
- [Applies powder and becomes woozy]
- Marge Simpson: Oooooh!
- Bart Simpson: [Bart, as the boy Mozart, is accepting an award as Outstanding Composer Age 10 and Under"] I want to see you all next week at my concert in KRAKOW!
- [as he says this, he turns and "moons" the audience]
- Milhouse Van Houten: No books? but Krabappel wants a paper on Henry the Eighth. and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
- Lisa Simpson: Everybody Poops: The Video? Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides? there are hardly any books at all."