Les Simpson (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror VII (1996)
Quotes
Homer Simpson: Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
Homer Simpson: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Homer Simpson: We think we saw Hugo at the airport, he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and...
[sees Hugo]
Homer Simpson: Oh.
Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you, instead of President Clinton?
Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed!
Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.
Kang: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Dr. Hibbert: Siamese Twins!
[dramatic music]
Lisa Simpson: I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.
Dr. Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called sons the of the soil but it aint ever gonna happen.
[chuckle]
Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! I've created life!
Marge Simpson: Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!
Lisa Simpson: Ooh, waffles!
Lisa Simpson: [looking at the miniature civilisation Lisa created under a microscope] I've created Lutherans.
Homer: These candidates make me want to vomit in terror.
Kang: We are travelers from a nearby ringed planet of which we prefer not to name.
Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
