Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

Principal Skinner: Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...

[fade to later]

Apu: ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...

[later]

Apu: ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?

[pause]

Apu: I mean, thank you, come again.