Lois Lane: Why can't I just meet a decent guy from a decent family who happens not to be psychopath?
Martha Kent: Oh, Lois. You know, when I was your age, I wasn't dating Prince Charmings, either.
Lois Lane: Really?
Martha Kent: Yeah. I used to attract the dark, mysterious type, too. Until I met Jonathan.
Lois Lane: See, what worries me is that when my Jonathan finally does come around, I'll be looking the other way and I'll miss him completely.
Martha Kent: Well, you have to keep a closer watch. You know, I think we go through these bad relationships for a reason.
Lois Lane: Well, if there's a good reason for all the pain and aggravation, I'm dying to know.
Martha Kent: Maybe... you have to get through all the wrong men so you can recognize the right one.
Clark Kent: I guess this a bad time to ask for a favor?
Chloe Sullivan: Are you kidding me? The amount of times you saved my butt you can pull a coin from the favor bank anytime you need. What's up?
Clark Kent: Somebody sent me a 50-inch plasma with all the bells and whistles - forgot to sign the gift card.
Chloe Sullivan: Clark, that's not a problem. That's winning the Trifecta. When's movie night?
Lex Luthor: You know, I was only gone for a week... but I actually got a little bit homesick.
Lana Lang: What's so special about Smallville?
Lex Luthor: Oh, I don't know. The cows. Cornfields. Wide-open spaces.
Lana Lang: I missed you too.
Graham Garrett: Go easy on me; I'm a friend of Clark's. Are you his girlfriend?
Lois Lane: Not in this lifetime.
Lois Lane: Getting swept off my feet by a notorious hit man is just my way of living la vida loca.
Clark Kent: Lana, I know you don't want to hear this, especially from me. You can't trust Lex.
Lana Lang: And I could trust you?
Clark Kent: I just don't want to see you get hurt.
Lana Lang: I know you think you're being some kind of a hero, Clark, but the truth is I don't need you to protect me.
Clark Kent: [Lana turns to leave] Lana...
Lana Lang: Clark, it's over. You made that decision.
[Graham walks in the Kent's home startling Lois while she's exercising]
Lois Lane: Official warning - I'm a third degree black belt. That means I can't be held liable for any funeral costs.
Graham Garrett: Amazing what you can learn when you're a fly on the wall. These meteors that fell from the sky the day I drove through town, they might hurt you, but they gave me the greatest life I could ever ask for.
Clark Kent: You were in Smallville the day of the meteor shower?
Graham Garrett: Luckiest day of my life. Think using your power to be a hero's a rush? Nothing beats using them to kill.
Clark Kent: I saved your life.
Graham Garrett: You should have taken the plasma. But now that my identity's in jeopardy, I have no choice. I have to get rid of you, Lex and Lana.
Clark Kent: No.
Graham Garrett: They saw who I was, Clark. In my line of work, you don't leave loose ends.
Clark Kent: You'll never get away with it.
Graham Garrett: I always do.