My Fair Laddy

Marge Simpson: Oh, sweetie. If someone's bullying you, you should tell your teacher.

Bart Simpson: But it's the teacher who's bullying me.

Marge Simpson: Well, tell your regular bully. He won't like it one bit.

Homer Simpson: [Enters in his underwear, carrying his ripped pants] Marge, I ripped my pants! The only pants that understand my complex heine!

Marge Simpson: That was your last pair. How did it happen?

Homer Simpson: Uh, normal wear-and-tear.

[Flashback to Go-Kart Racing. Homer is laughing. He goes over a speed bump. His rear end crashes through the Go-Kart onto the pavement]

Homer Simpson: Ow! My ass!

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Sir! Your Go-Kart's damaged!

Homer Simpson: I paid for fifty laps and I'm gonna take them!

[the rest of the flashback continues with Homer racing with his rear end on the pavement. His pants have ripped. Homer continues laughing and shouting in pain. The flashback ends]

Homer Simpson: Oh. I'll have to go to every store in the pants district to find another pair like these.

Marge Simpson: Aw, Homie.