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Blood Ranch (2006)

Four college students and an Iraq War vet, lost on a desert highway, encounter a terrified young woman with a black van on her trail. They survive the ensuing chase but their car doesn't, ... See full summary »

Director:

Corbin Timbrook

Writers:

Antonio Hernandez, Corbin Timbrook (original story)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Jim Fitzpatrick ... Spider
Dayton Knoll ... Jason
Scott L. Schwartz ... Mute
Season Hamilton ... Jen
Daniel O'Meara Daniel O'Meara ... Alex
Madeleine Wade ... Val (as Madeleine Lindley)
Mike Faiola ... Mark
Asad Farr ... Guard (as Dr. Asad Farr)
John Marrott ... Mask
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Robert Ambrose Robert Ambrose ... Dart
Sarah Burdge Sarah Burdge ... Marie
Caroline DiChristi Caroline DiChristi ... Caged Girl
Clare Freeman Clare Freeman ... Trench
Joe Gnoffo ... Dorthy
Annmarie Lynn Gracey ... Girl in pen
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Four college students and an Iraq War vet, lost on a desert highway, encounter a terrified young woman with a black van on her trail. They survive the ensuing chase but their car doesn't, forcing them to seek help at a nearby ranch. Only when it's too late does the group learn that it's crossed the threshold into Hell! Welcome to the Web, home to a bizarre cult of murderers, perverts and mental defectives, whose sacraments include mutilation, dismemberment, unspeakable sex acts, and slow, agonizing death for all who enter. None of their "guests" have ever made it out alive. Tonight may be different...but don't count on it. Written by Mark Fletcher

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Rope 'em in ... Tie 'em up ... Ride 'em hard

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Horror

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After the group finds the scarecrow, a crew member's white pick up truck is seen behind the lead girl. See more »

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This movie was hysterical...the title says it all.
24 June 2006 | by seattlebrewSee all my reviews

I haven't laughed that hard in over a year man. I almost threw-up from laughing so hard. Okay we were flying. Man the chicks and dudes that made this dead head film must of had a killer time while they were shooting it, cause we had a killer time watching it. Red hot chicks getting chased around by old whack-jobs, and dudes getting smacked and jacked...it's every psycho farm owners dream. Remember all those farm jokes people used to tell? This reminded me of all those jokes man. There once was a farmers daughter and then these dudes and chicks get lost in the middle of nowhere and then...you know what I mean. The dude that really made me laugh was the head freak guy spider man. That dude was so funny man, when he made the dummy's head kiss the girl every where. And then the midget chick man. When the spider man climbed into the chicken roost, we busted out man. Dude, when the spider man was playing with the head, we were dying man. PLEASE make another one of these and call it something like...Bloodier Ranch, or Bloodiest Ranch, or Dead Farmer in the Dale, or The Farmers Daughter gets Hitched, or Spider hooks up with the Farmers Daughter. It was funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

6 June 2006 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Rancho sangriento See more »

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Budget:

$152,000 (estimated)
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