Orlando Jones: Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson : You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
Steven Johnson : I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.
Steven Johnson : [to Jojo] If I have to shove you up my ass to get you through customs, you are going to America.
Steven Johnson : I HATE FUCKING AFRICA!
Aviva Masters : [about her "relationship" with Tim and Steven's boss] We go to dinner, and to art openings, and people assume...
Steven Johnson : Of course they do!
Aviva Masters : Look, do you think if he gave a shit about me, I'd be here right now? He just... he likes to be seen with women.
[Tim and Steven sit up in surprise]
Tim Manfrey : Roger's gay?
Steven Johnson : International playboy, married six times? He's not tapping your ass, somebody's tapping his?
[Tim and Steven laugh and bump fists]
Aviva Masters : Look, guys, please don't tell anybody. Please don't...
Steven Johnson : [they're in the middle of a swamp] Aviva, who the fuck am I gonna tell? Jojo? Hey, Jojo, you know Roger Sharpe?
Jojo : [sleepily] No.
Steven Johnson : He's gay.
Jojo : Okay.
Steven Johnson : [to villagers] Y'all ever seen Jaws, the movie? Might wanna check that out.
Steven Johnson : I feel like a pork chop on Queen Latifah's dinner plate.