The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat (1964)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper
Quotes
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Millie Helper : I am goin' to that dinner party tonight whether YOU go or NOT. I'm gonna wear my new dress, and my new shoes, and - I'll tell ya somethin' else, Dr. Helper - I'm gonna have fun.
Jerry Helper : No you're not, 'cause I'm goin' with you.
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Jerry Helper : Listen, uh, where are your mother and father?
Ritchie Petrie : They went out.
Jerry Helper : Out? Where?
Ritchie Petrie : I don't know. They just left.
Jerry Helper : Huh, you see that?
Millie Helper : Come on. Don't jump to conclusions. Ritchie, are they coming back?
Ritchie Petrie : Oh, sure.
Millie Helper : Ya see?
Jerry Helper : Well, how do you know they're coming back?
Ritchie Petrie : They have to. They live here.
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Laura Petrie : [angrily] I think you two ought to know something. Rob was against sending that invitation to you but I insisted, and now I'm sorry I sent it.
Millie Helper : You're sorry ya sent it?
Laura Petrie : You don't know how sorry I am. I think it's one of the stupidest things I've ever done.
Jerry Helper : Then you, uh... you DO think it was a stupid thing?
Laura Petrie : [near tears] Well, let's just say this, Jerry - I will never send you another one like it, and you can bet on that.
Jerry Helper : You MEAN that?
Rob Petrie : [through grit teeth] Oh-h-h, you BET she means it.
Jerry Helper : [greatly relieved] Well, okay.
Rob Petrie : Okay, what?
Jerry Helper : We accept your apology.
Laura Petrie : You accept our...?
Millie Helper : Yes, and... we... forgive you.
Rob Petrie : You forgive US?
Millie Helper : [happily] You bet we do.
Jerry Helper : Uh, well, uh, we were both being very stubborn, and I'm happy to see that you took a first step to clear the air.
Rob Petrie : [thoroughly perplexed] Now wait a minute. Wait just a minute, Jerry. There's a misunderstanding here...
Laura Petrie : [cautiously] There certainly is, darling, and I think it's the kind of misunderstanding we should try very hard NOT to clear up for a little while.
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Jerry Helper : Millie... Millie, will you tell him to get outta here before I do something I'll be sorry for.
Millie Helper : Rob will you get outta here before Jerry does something he'll be sorry for.
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Millie Helper : Jerry, tell her to get outta here before I do something I'll be sorry for.
Jerry Helper : Laura, I think you better get outta here.