Mike Brady: Jan's allergic to Tiger... and I'm afraid, boys, that they cannot live together in the same house.
Peter Brady: Aw Dad.
Greg Brady: That's terrible.
Bobby Brady: Where's Jan gonna live?
Alice Nelson: [taking Tiger out of Jan's room] Come on, Kachoo King!
Carol Brady: Stick out your tongue, let me check your throat.
Jan Brady: Oh mother, you've already checked it six thousand times.
Carol Brady: Well this will make six thousand and one.