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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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Jalmari Helander

Writers:

Jalmari Helander (script), Juuso Helander (script)
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Cast overview:
Otso Tarkela Otso Tarkela ... Father Christmas
Onni Tommila ... Boy (as Onni)
Tommi Korpela ... Marker
Jorma Tommila ... Sniper
Tazu Ovaska Tazu Ovaska ... Tracker
Niko Saarela ... Harbour Worker
Petri Manninen Petri Manninen ... Harbour Worker
Kari Miettinen Kari Miettinen ... Harbour Worker
Kimmo Tolvanen Kimmo Tolvanen ... Harbour Worker
Aimo Lehtonen Aimo Lehtonen ... Father Christmas - in training
Jonathan Hutchings Jonathan Hutchings ... Narrator (voice)
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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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Misbehavior Will End


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Country:

Finland

Language:

English | Finnish

Release Date:

4 April 2007 (France) See more »

Also Known As:

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 See more »

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Woodpecker Film Oy See more »
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Dolby Digital

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1.78 : 1
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26 December 2014 | by gavin6942See all my reviews

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

As a sequel to the first short film we get a second short film, again presented in the informational "nature video" style. This time we see the life of Father Christmas after he is shipped out, and when those delivering him do not follow the simple instructions. This is rather hilarious, and far more horror-themed than the first installment.

It does raise some questions, though. As the film seems to suggest this is a "trained" Father Christmas, how can they be sent out if these infractions make them go berserk? Certainly in malls they may avoid smoking and drinking, possibly even cursing... but loud noise? These guys would not last one day.


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