SpongeBob SquarePants: First go like this, spin around - stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...
SpongeBob: [Goes into sand and shows his face to Sandy] Look I'm Sandy!
SpongeBob: [Spoungebob is Squidward]
SpongeBob: Hey Sandy who am I?
SpongeBob: [Sand phone rings]
SpongeBob: Hello Spongebob? Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring here.
SpongeBob: [Spongebob has 20 Sand Pizzas] Did anyone order 20 Pepperoni and Sand Pizzas?
SpongeBob: Good morning, sir. Would you like to blow a bubble?
Patrick Star: How much is it?
SpongeBob: One quarter.
Patrick Star: Sounds reasonable. Uhh...
Patrick Star: I'm going to have to borrow a quarter.
SpongeBob: Here you go.
[Hands Patrick a quarter]
Patrick Star: Ah, one quarter.
[Gives it back to SpongeBob; he tests it to see if it's real, then puts it in his pocket]
SpongeBob: Thank you.
Squidward: Hmm. Business is booming.
Squidward: How did I ever get stuck with such loser neighbors?
[SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out]
Lifeguard: Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.
[Looks through spyglass]
Lifeguard: Holy fish paste! It's a guy!
Lifeguard: Why? Why? *Why?*
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I need... I need...
Lifeguard: What do you need, son?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!
[Everyone leaves, disgusted]
Sandy Cheeks: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And now, with the addition of two - Count'em, two - marshmallows.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants...
[Rips out pants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.