Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Marge Simpson : Well, we're going to the beauty parlor. Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
Homer : Oh, sure, great idea - I'd love to!
[looks down to see Lisa after Marge has shut the front door]
Homer : D'oh! Did you hear that?
Lisa Simpson : Yes.
Homer : How much?
Lisa Simpson : Everything.
Homer : What the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
Lisa Simpson : Ahhh, take us to the video store?
Homer : Anything for my little girl.
Marge Simpson : This is from the National Fatherhood Institute. It evaluates you'r knowledge of your son and rates you as a father.
Homer : Oh, Marge.
Marge Simpson : Question one: Name one of your child's friends.
Homer : Ah, let's see, Bart's friends... ah, well, there's the fat kid with the thing. Ehhh, the little wiener whos always got his hands in his pockets.
Marge Simpson : They want a name, Homer, not a vague description.