Sean Hayes plays a widower who is looking for a date after his wife's untimely death. Meanwhile, Lydia thinks up a plan for getting her married boyfriend to leave his wife, and Steve has a naked admirer.
Burke is reunited with an old high school friend who is gay and looking for a date. Meanwhile, Victoria and Lydia try to catch a client in a lie, and Alex decides to take his flirtation with Tiffany to the next level by asking her out.
Lydia spends a sleepless night scared of her married boyfriend. Steve, armed with a gun, attempts to alleviate her fears with war stories from Kuwait. Meanwhile, Burke gives Alex career advice, and Tiffany takes a vow of silence.
Lydia and Steve have difficulty with a client who makes frequent donations to sperm banks. Meanwhile, Burke is sure that a strange-looking statue Victoria gave him for his birthday has a hidden meaning.