Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

[Barney and Homer are in a helicopter, when they land in the middle of a bridge and stop a beer truck. A six pack falls out]

Barney: Beer! That's what I need!

Barney: Barney, no! Don't!

Barney: Yes! I need it.

Homer, Barney: [Barney opens the beer can and starts to drink, but Homer grabs his arm]

Homer: No! You've gotta be sober for this. Give me that.

Homer: [starts chugging the beer] Ew, it's warm.

Barney: You can't drink 'em all.

Homer: Oh, yes, I can.

[Homer wrestles Barney for the rest of the six-pack and chugs it]

Homer: I won't let you give up now, when you worked so hard...

[slurring]

Homer: ...to be the greatest pal in the world. I love you. Let's not lose touch after graduation.

[passes out]

Barney: You brave man. You took six silver bullets for me.

Homer: Stay away from my wife!