Children of a Lesser Clod

[after Homer drove the van into a tree]

Arnie Pie: He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!

Kent Brockman: Arnie, how are the *children*?

Arnie Pie: [irritated] I can't see through *metal*, Kent.

Chief Wiggum: [catching Homer in the act] All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!