[Rev. Lovejoy is trying to get the children of the congregation to confess to substituting a hymn for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola...
where firey demons will brush me in the back...
[in a sarcastic tone, along with the others
my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a bed of murderers and single ...