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I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 24 April 2009 (Bolivia)
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A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

Director:

Nia Vardalos

Writers:

Nia Vardalos (screenplay), Nia Vardalos (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Nia Vardalos ... Genevieve Gernier
John Corbett ... Greg Gatlin
Stephen Guarino ... Bill
Amir Arison ... Bob
Zoe Kazan ... Tammy Greenwood
Gary Wilmes ... Cal
Mike Starr ... John
Jason Mantzoukas ... Brian Blowdell
Judah Friedlander ... Dan O'Finn
Rachel Dratch ... Kathy Jeemy
Jay O. Sanders ... Tim the Delivery Guy
Lynda Gravatt Lynda Gravatt ... Rose
Olive Olive ... Rose's Dog
Suzanne Shepherd ... Edie
Dan Finnerty ... Grouchy Guy
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Storyline

In Manhattan, Genevieve Gernier owns a flower shop and has a personal dating rule: a limit of five dates with a man to avoid a relationship. When Greg Gatlin buys a restaurant nearby her shop, they decide to date. However, after five dates, Genevieve is not happy with her rule and does not know how to meet Greg again. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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She had him at get lost. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for some sexual content | See all certifications »

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Trivia

It isn't the first time that John Corbett and Nia Vardallos played as a couple in a movie. They also did this in ''My Big Fat Greek Wedding''. See more »

Goofs

During the Kamikaze Karaoke scene, the black woman with the pearl necklace is shown clapping in the audience, but the scene cuts to her exiting the stage to the applause. See more »

Connections

References Martha Stewart Living (1996) See more »

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Dream a Better Way
Written by Tim Hanauer and Juliet Sisnroy
Performed by Tim Hanauer
Provided courtesy by Riptide Music Inc.
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A Total Disappointment
7 September 2009 | by meha-psSee all my reviews

For someone who wrote and starred in the superb hit film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" I guess when It comes to directing and starring in a film Nia Vardalos may not find herself as successful.

The movie was frankly "So bad" that I was surprised Nia could actually be capable of messing up a film so badly even though it was her directorial debut...It was over done, over acted, the story line seemed silly and clichéd It almost looked like everyone was trying too hard to make it seem real and natural to such an extent that it ended up being totally fake.

I found Nia's acting over done, and incredibly unsuited to her personality and John Corbett just seemed like he was dragged into this whole mess of a film.

The storyline needed some more realism, the humor some fixing, the actors too failed to make an impact. This is a chick flick that can definitely be avoided.


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Country:

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Language:

English

Release Date:

24 April 2009 (Bolivia) See more »

Also Known As:

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Box Office

Budget:

$3,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$5,009, 5 July 2009

Gross USA:

$11,004

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$4,243,957
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Dolby Digital

Color:

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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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