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Marty Jenkins and the Vampire Bitches (2006)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 31 March 2006 (USA)
After getting dumped by his girlfriend, Marty runs into a group of vampire women who have come to town to feed. Now he has to stop them and save his friends.

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Henrique Couto
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Cast

Credited cast:
Shawn A. Green Shawn A. Green ... Marty Jenkins
Michelle McLaughlin Michelle McLaughlin ... Tammy
Plexi Starr Plexi Starr ... Ginger
Henrique Couto Henrique Couto ... Tyler McDonald
Katie Pendleton Katie Pendleton ... Ruby
River Watson River Watson ... Ellen
Nic Pesante Nic Pesante ... Deacon Sloan
Lisa Clarke Lisa Clarke ... Sandy
Bob Hinton Bob Hinton ... Hummer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Stuart Balls Stuart Balls ... Oscar
Amy Lynn Best Amy Lynn Best ... Stephanie
Natalie Cardona Natalie Cardona ... Debbie Jenkins
Gwendolyn Gwendolyn ... Lori
James Jackson James Jackson ... Isaac
Kitty Juggler Kitty Juggler ... Midwife 1
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After getting dumped by his girlfriend, Marty runs into a group of vampire women who have come to town to feed. Now he has to stop them and save his friends.

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Love is something you STAKE your life on.

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Unrated
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 March 2006 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Commerce, Georgia, USA See more »

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Freak Productions See more »
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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

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1.33 : 1
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References Two Orphan Vampires (1997) See more »

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Mini-Budget Goes Large
22 October 2014 | by hbeeincSee all my reviews

Someone's been watching a lot of Kevin Smith movies. The good news is that he comes close to getting it. The problem with this movie can be summed up in one word: Editing. Everything drags just a little too slowly leaving the good jokes hanging in the air and the bad ones plummeting to their death. Speed it up and that problem vanishes. Sort of. The winkiness drained me after awhile. Part of that comes from the actors, none of whom have what you'd call a light touch. But...we're back to editing. Take out the breaking-the- fourth-wall nonsense, play it for real and, even with no budget, you've got Kevin Smith. Here's the thing that directors and actors don't understand: Comedy works best when you stop trying to be funny. Every once in a while, they get it right.

Hummer: You know all those people who made fun of you in high school? Marty: How did you know they made fun of me in high school? Hummer: C'mon, boy. Sweater vest?

That's a great joke, well delivered. However, towards the end when Marty has the showdown with the vampires, he does this "The power of Christ compels you....The POWER of Christ compels you...the power of Christ compels you" shtick. It would work if he were actually talking to himself and it wasn't played as "I've written a joke". At best, it's a joke-lette which doesn't deserve to get the kind of focus it's given.

But there are some great touches like the micro-budget Marty's friend makes with a scene where Marty dies for about a minute and a half.

It bears notice that this movie might well have the highest BMI of any movie I've ever watched. Chubby vampires just don't do it for me.

All told, this is definitely worth a watch. For a mini-budget, it borders on outstanding.


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