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Illegal Aliens (2007)

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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

Director:

David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story and screenplay), Ben Coello (additional material)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lenise Sorén ... Cameron
Gladise Jiminez ... Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith ... Lucy
Chyna ... Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire Kevin McGuire ... Syntax
Patrick Burleigh ... Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine Michael J. Valentine ... Valentine
Dennis Lemoine Dennis Lemoine ... Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel Mark 'Woody' Keppel ... Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James ... Big Tony
Tim Philbin Tim Philbin ... TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak Terry Jarrosak ... Radio Announcer
Ben Coello Ben Coello ... Director
Jen Brace Jen Brace ... Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr Carrie Sterr ... Script Supervisor
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Storyline

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

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Taglines:

You thought they were from another planet.....you were right! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 May 2007 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Űrbombázók See more »

Filming Locations:

Chicago, Illinois, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Edgewood Entertainment See more »
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Rex beat her hand with a hammer in the original script. See more »

Goofs

This movie was filmed in 2006 and refers to Justin Timberlake, reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security, post-9/11/2001 policies, and other 2000s events. Yet the captions in the first scenes claim that the movie takes place in 1987-1990, when all this could not have existed. See more »

Quotes

Lucy: Why is my poopy hole sore?
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Crazy Credits

No animals were shaved during this production. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Forrest Gump (1994) See more »

Soundtracks

Rock The Robot
Performed by Zino & Tommy
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(2 out of 10 stars) Bad,boring,movie.
7 August 2010 | by board-5See all my reviews

Unfortunately Illegal Aliens(2007)does not work at all.Since the cast has not a director,who is able to take seriously the directing,perhaps he was not the only person who is responsible for this irritatingly bad movie.(by far)Lot of people feels like the producers are also had the problem:how to make move,and speak people those real talent was lost when they become enough rich to feel like they are in safe.The script is also flat just like dialogs,but we know this was direct,this is why I have to say this movie will not satisfy people with good,or normal taste,but I have to tell you,as a big thrash fans like me,also this time not recommend this movie.


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