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Illegal Aliens (2007)

R | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2007 (USA)
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

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David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story and screenplay), Ben Coello (additional material)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Lenise Sorén Lenise Sorén ... Cameron
Gladise Jiminez ... Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith ... Lucy
Chyna ... Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire Kevin McGuire ... Syntax
Patrick Burleigh ... Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine Michael J. Valentine ... Valentine
Dennis Lemoine Dennis Lemoine ... Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel ... Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James ... Big Tony
Tim Philbin Tim Philbin ... TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak Terry Jarrosak ... Radio Announcer
Ben Coello Ben Coello ... Director
Jen Brace Jen Brace ... Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr Carrie Sterr ... Script Supervisor
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

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You thought they were from another planet.....you were right! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
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Trivia

Anna Nicole Smith's voice was dubbed by another woman for several scenes. See more »

Goofs

This movie was filmed in 2006 and refers to Justin Timberlake, reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security, post-9/11/2001 policies, and other 2000s events. Yet the captions in the first scenes claim that the movie takes place in 1987-1990, when all this could not have existed. See more »

Quotes

Lucy: He's falling pretty fast!
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Crazy Credits

No Canadians were hired during the filming of this picture. We still like them though. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Forrest Gump (1994) See more »

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Rock The Robot
Performed by Zino & Tommy
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Bad Throwback to the 90's
19 April 2014 | by Michael_ElliottSee all my reviews

Illegal Aliens (2007)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

Three aliens come to Earth and take the form of hot women so that they can battle evil aliens that are already here and planning on some destruction. ILLEGAL ALIENS is a mostly forgettable picture that managed to pick up some "fame" when its star Anna Nicole Smith died before its release. The film is pretty much a throwback to those cheap "B" straight-to-video releases of the 1990s, something that Smith was quite familiar with. Overall this here is basically just a mix of CHARLIE'S ANGELS and MEN IN BLACK with a few winks to other films including THE TERMINATOR. Was the film awful? Well, yes, but I think that was somewhat the point as the film certainly isn't meaning for anyone to take it too serious. This is obvious just by the extremely cheap special effects and just take a look at the flying pigs early on. After seeing the pigs flying through space, if you're still expecting something serious then you need to check yourself. With that said, the biggest problem with this movie is the same problem as so many other low-budget pictures and that's the fact that it just keeps dragging on for no good reason. Remember the good old days when a "B" movie could be bad yet fun? Remember they ran just over a hour? Well, this bad "B" movie clocks in at 96-minutes, which is about thirty minutes too long. I can't help but think this thing would have been so much more entertaining had the scissors just been taken to it. As for the cast, for the most part everyone is exactly what you'd expect from a film like this. Smith, in her last film role, is pretty forgettable as she really doesn't add anything to the picture, which is somewhat strange considering how she usually had no problems drawing attention to herself.


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Release Date:

1 May 2007 (USA) See more »

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