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Illegal Aliens

  • 2007
  • R
  • 1h 36m
IMDb RATING
2.7/10
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Anna Nicole Smith, Gladise Jiminez, and Lenise Sorén in Illegal Aliens (2007)
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic for... Read all"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing ... Read all"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their... Read all

  • Director
    • David Giancola
  • Writers
    • David Giancola
    • Ben Coello
  • Stars
    • Lenise Sorén
    • Gladise Jiminez
    • Anna Nicole Smith
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  • IMDb RATING
    2.7/10
    975
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    • Director
      • David Giancola
    • Writers
      • David Giancola
      • Ben Coello
    • Stars
      • Lenise Sorén
      • Gladise Jiminez
      • Anna Nicole Smith
    • 13User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
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    Lenise Sorén
    • Cameron
    Gladise Jiminez
    Gladise Jiminez
    • Drew
    • (as Gladise Jimenez)
    Anna Nicole Smith
    Anna Nicole Smith
    • Lucy
    Chyna
    Chyna
    • Rex
    • (as Joanie Laurer)
    Kevin McGuire
    • Syntax
    Patrick Burleigh
    Patrick Burleigh
    • Max Sperling
    Michael J. Valentine
    • Valentine
    Dennis Lemoine
    Dennis Lemoine
    • Ray
    Mark 'Woody' Keppel
    Mark 'Woody' Keppel
    • Vinnie
    • (as Woody Keppel)
    John James
    John James
    • Big Tony
    Tim Philbin
    • TV Anchor Man
    Terry Jarrosak
    • Radio Announcer
    Ben Coello
    • Director
    Jen Brace
    • Make-Up Artist
    Carrie Sterr
    • Script Supervisor
    Neal Gilberti
    • Wimpy Bus Driver
    Ken Putman
    • Gullible Bus Driver
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    • Director
      • David Giancola
    • Writers
      • David Giancola(story and screenplay)
      • Ben Coello(additional material)
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    • Trivia
      Anna Nicole Smith's last film.
    • Goofs
      This movie was filmed in 2006 and refers to Justin Timberlake, reality TV, the Department of Homeland Security, post-9/11/2001 policies, and other 2000s events. Yet the captions in the first scenes claim that the movie takes place in 1987-1990, when all this could not have existed.
    • Quotes

      Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion.

      Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum?

      Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories!

      [Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror]

    • Crazy credits
      No Canadians were hired during the filming of this picture. We still like them though.
    • Connections
      Edited from Diamond Run (1996)
    • Soundtracks
      Shelly
      Performed by Evan Olson

    User reviews13

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    6/10
    Scatological But Amusing In Parts
    Anna Nicole Smith was never going to a big star in perhaps the way we few stars of a certain stature.

    What she had going for her was there for all to see, and to be honest who actually thought that she had any worthwhile acting talent? Of course when it comes to her final movie, namely 'Illegal Aliens' I suddenly had a change of heart.

    I first saw the trailer on the same disc as that most often talked about debacle 'Transmorphers' and while I don't want to veer to far from my train of thought, 'Transmorphers' was indeed a very unsatisfying way to spend my ninety plus minutes in front the tube.

    If I were to be honest, I couldn't stop watching the trailer for Anna Nicole's movie.

    Now although she headlined the movie, star power was in abundance to back her up, when I say star power, we really should realise that this is a straight to DVD B movie.

    That being said, with the presence of Chyna aka Joanie Lauer and in a very brief cameo as a mob boss John James, the film was never going to lack in the acting stakes.

    Perhaps mentioning acting and Chyna in the same breath really should be taken too seriously but she really did steal the vast majority of the movie as the tough talking allbeit possessed by something not of our world tough and deadly femme.

    I guess like most movies though, the best bits were to be found within the trailer, isn't that always the way, but as mentioned in my summary, funny in parts, and this is all down to the participation of Anna Nicole, who it must be said, although ditching her glamorous look, really did look rather attractive in her ditzy fashion outfits, as well as and this is of major importance, the sever overacting of Chyna.

    But when it comes to a cohesive storyline structure, the narrative was all over the place, but hey, with a storyline as outrageous as this, perhaps this was the best way to approach it.

    If I was asked what I could compare this movie to? when watching it, having watched many a B movie down through the decades, the two that came to mind where 'Assault Of The Killer Bimbos' & 'Earth Girls Are Easy' of course within the movie the most obvious reference belongs to 'Charlie's Angels'.

    Edgewood Studios might not be The Asylum, but at least they can deliver a more entertaining film complete with a humorous script, some decent acting for a movie of this nature and of course the main course ingredient, pretty girls to look at, and that does include the late Anna Nicole Smith.

    My rating is 6/10 and that
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    • Jan 10, 2008

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    • Release date
      • May 1, 2007 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Инопланетянки-нелегалы
    • Filming locations
      • Vermont, USA
    • Production company
      • Edgewood Studios
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 36 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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