His parents named him Reginald Regineld. His friends call him "Ditto." At the age of eleven he decided he wasn't going to do anything with his life. And that was going pretty well until senior year when he saw Tracy. This wasn't so much love at first sight as much as it was "completely-head-over-heels-gonna-get-her-at-any-price-even-if-I-make-a-complete-fool-of-myself" love at first sight. And it would burn for decades. Whether she loved him or not.
What would you give for a second chance?
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The way I see it, nobody ever really dies. We just reach a point in our lives where we've done all we can do or all we're willing to do. Once we've peaked, that's it. That's how we spend eternity.
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