Melissa Steadman: You want everything to be really nice and beautiful for the housewarming so that all your business friends, who you don't really like, will be really impressed.
Michael Steadman: Exactly.
Hope Murdoch Steadman: I mean, can't we find a simpler solution? You know, more like an intermediate idea? A compromise approach.
Melissa Steadman: Cheaper.
Michael Steadman: No, no, it's okay. It's okay. All the people will come, and they'll rip their clothes on the nails, and they'll say "What's that mildew smell?". They'll lose all respect for me, and I'll go bankrupt. I can handle that.